ファンタジーと現実の境界線を曖昧にするビンテージ2Dセックスカートゥーン

But I have not been able to find a fair princess that I would, should, could, or in any sense of the word, would marry.

That's very sad indeed. I've got to get you married and screwing to ensure a line of succession.

Oh dear.

Oh, sorry. There is but one solution to the quandary.

We must have a ball, or maybe two, and every eligible maiden in the land will come and dance with the prince.